There weird phenomenon that occurs in science called "menps" which is an acronym for men with PMS. men with PMS you ask... but how can that be when they don't even menstruate!?!? That is a valid question and science has not yet been able to identify exactly what causes this but one thing is for sure... it makes men act like douche bags and dumb dicks for no apparent reason.

While science studies this men around the world are acting like bitches and it's embarrassing and ridiculous quit frankly. 

What can men do to combat this? Science is still working on that. In one study recently published by Dr. Francis at Michigan State University the frequency of so called "menps" is hard to pin down but the duration usually only lasts for 12 hours or so but can be prolonged if he is being a bigger dbag than usual.

What should men do if this happens to them?

Men should find a creative way to take responsibility for their actions and say sorry for being a bitch, dumb dick, douche bag to the person that they took their frustration out on that did not deserve it. 

One man decided to tell his best friend sorry by writing a ridiculously stupid article about male PMS but wanted to also say it in his own hand writing so it was more genuine. He posted it below:

I'm sorry Brittney. I acted like a child and I know it... you deserve a lot more from me. You're the best friend I've ever had and I went out of my way to be a dick. I try to give you my best but last night I failed miserably. 

I really did have fun last night and I'm glad you came out! I can't promise that I'll never act like a female again but I can promise that I'll be more aware of my actions and you.

I could have gotten you flowers and a card but anybody can do that. I want to be creative and still genuine. Since you always send me interesting articles and I thought it my obligation to send you one for a change.

And as gay as this is... because I know your not sappy... here are some flowers just for you! :)